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Breeze82b: I'm a really high level pokemon

Kind of a weird guy, I think that's ok though. I just enjoy the chase so I need an outlet.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageNorwegian
BuildA few extra pounds
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorDark blonde
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureSmile
Health ConditionNo problems
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityDiscreetly
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyMilitary
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleSmurf

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Passiveness
My perfect matchLaughing at my Anne Frank joke
Our first dateok is this no holds barred imaginary night?
ok wake up from cuddlenap late afternoon
dinner with the epic meal time guys
after dinner we do it in their bathroom cause WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, then leave
we drive my super sweet car really fast
she gets turned on by the masculinity of such a powerful machine
slow down for some road head
few minutes, that was cool
back to driving fast
we hit a ramp, FUUUCCCKKKK YEAHHHHH we both shout
WHOOSH ... ... ... BLAM back on the ground, rolling
we power slide to my huge house
we get out, grab baseball bats
start busting up the car, guess why, cause we STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I leave a red hand print through her pants as I smack her on the ass and tell her lets get inside
we do some shots
not too many
just a couple
feeling good
smoke a cigarette
prank call a family member
watch To Catch A Predator
get embarassingly turned on by To Catch A Predator
do it on the kitchen counter
play a Big Bang Theory drinking game
now we're fucked up
we flip the giant kitchen table in a rage in a disagreement over the drinking game
we begin to grapple. poorly.
being too tired and drunk to really fight we fall to the floor and pass out embracing one another

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:At least once a day
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Night clubs, Regular Bars

Sexual Interests

CybersexI need it daily
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isFun sometimes
Sex toys:Cock ring
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":Bathroom stuff, bondage.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyEnjoy ******, mild noncon, positions of authority.
Fantasy locationMy office, In a church, Public bathroom
Fantasy sex partner:No idea