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Appearance
Ethnicity | Caucasian / White |
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National heritage | Norwegian |
Build | A few extra pounds |
Height | 178 cm |
Eye Color | Blue |
Hair Color | Dark blonde |
Hair Length | Short |
Facial Hair | Shaved |
Best feature | Smile |
Health Condition | No problems |
Endowment (length) | Average |
Endowment (width) | Average |
Circumcised | Yes |
Situation
Relationship Status | Divorced |
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Has children | Children don't live with me |
Wants kids | No |
Housing Situation | It gets a bit crazy sometimes |
Living Arrangements | With roomate(s) |
Wants to Relocate | No |
Availability | Discreetly |
Has a car | Yes |
Education & Employment
Education | Professional - Technical - Vocational School |
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Specialty | Military |
Employment Status | Full-time |
Annual income | $25,000 - $50,000 |
Job Title | Smurf |
Looking For
I prefer: | Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Passiveness |
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My perfect match | Laughing at my Anne Frank joke |
Our first date | ok is this no holds barred imaginary night? ok wake up from cuddlenap late afternoon dinner with the epic meal time guys after dinner we do it in their bathroom cause WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, then leave we drive my super sweet car really fast she gets turned on by the masculinity of such a powerful machine slow down for some road head few minutes, that was cool back to driving fast we hit a ramp, FUUUCCCKKKK YEAHHHHH we both shout WHOOSH ... ... ... BLAM back on the ground, rolling we power slide to my huge house we get out, grab baseball bats start busting up the car, guess why, cause we STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK I leave a red hand print through her pants as I smack her on the ass and tell her lets get inside we do some shots not too many just a couple feeling good smoke a cigarette prank call a family member watch To Catch A Predator get embarassingly turned on by To Catch A Predator do it on the kitchen counter play a Big Bang Theory drinking game now we're fucked up we flip the giant kitchen table in a rage in a disagreement over the drinking game we begin to grapple. poorly. being too tired and drunk to really fight we fall to the floor and pass out embracing one another |
Sexual Activities
I enjoy sex: | At least once a day |
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Sex is | Always on my mind |
Most partners at once: | Only one on one |
Dirty talk | Turns me on |
Night life: | Night clubs, Regular Bars |
Sexual Interests
Cybersex | I need it daily |
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Oral Sex is | It's OK, but I prefer penetration |
Anal sex is | Fun sometimes |
Sex toys: | Cock ring |
Size matter | Sometimes, depends on the person |
"Off Limits": | Bathroom stuff, bondage. |
Sexual Fantasies
Sexual fantasy | Enjoy ******, mild noncon, positions of authority. |
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Fantasy location | My office, In a church, Public bathroom |
Fantasy sex partner: | No idea |